baron-benedict:

iron-crowns:

for-redheads:

Gustav Morstad

OH MY GOD LIZZY LOOK

I KNOW. IT’S FAUSTO AND VINCIS ROLLED INTO ONE.

OH MY GOD.

baron-art:

Like father, like son.

I did it all for her.

Benedict had seen Vincis at his best. He’d seen him at his worst. He’d seen him nervous, jittery, mumbling, stuttering.

He didn’t think he’d ever quite seen him like this. Cool, calm, remarkably level-headed for the somewhat paranoid mechanic.

He also had never, ever seen him with a gun.

“What’d you do?” 

Vincis didn’t look up - no, it was more like he didn’t hear him.

Benedict slowly eased down, into a crouch in front of Vincis; he was splattered with blood, the gun still in one hand.

“What did you do, Vincis?” he asked, injecting just enough sharp to his tone, to get the younger man’s attention.

It was enough to snap Vincis out of his fugue, looking up at Benedict with eyes that, until now, the Pope had never quite realized were so cold. It was as if someone had taken a chisel, and carved out the cores of icebergs. They weren’t just cold: at that moment, they were cruel and indifferent, as if whatever he’d just done hadn’t been done because he needed to - simply wanted to.

“Fucker hit her,” he said, without so much as tripping on a word. Benedict looked aside - the pimp sure as fuck wasn’t going anywhere, not with that hole drilled in his skull.

Benedict glanced back to Vincis: “Kat?”

Vincis nodded, eyes slitting at the corners.

“I did it for her.”

broki:

sowhatelseisblue:

comictorwillrule:

coldpotato:

invisiblextouch:

rhyspiecesss:

mariahellbunny:

brendenyes:

theyoungandreckl3ss:

neverbrokenn:

stereotypicalslacker:

airwavehero:

i ran shirtless with paris hilton because i had to

I banged a drink because I’m sexy like that.

I slept with a toothbrush because im sexy like that

I needed a mop because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

I beat a pot head, because I’m a pimp. Lol.

I ran shirtless with the kool aid man because I love marijuana….what?

I beat an easter egg cos i got abs

I smoked with a homo cause I’m sexy like that xD

I stabbed a stripper because I love to snort cocaine

I needed a stripper because I’m a pimp.

Damn straight

I slept with my boyfriend because I’m gay.

This is actually a totally logical statement. If I were a dude.

I slept with a pot head because I’m sexy like that.

yolo

I shot a horse because I’m a pimp.

(Source: smoke-n-dope)

baron-art:

A strange… monster… guy.

Who knows how to skateboard.

Yeah.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

baron-art:

All done!
This is Fausto Stacatto, father of my character Vincis (and his twin brother Isaia) and a remaster of another picture.
And he is the Ace of Spades.
Left outfit is inspired by a story almightylsama wrote, of Fausto and his mistress, Jayne. We’ve been developing them a lot and omg, they are such an amazing, hot and tragic couple and ajhdjfgd omg.  ILOVETHEMSOMUCH. GOD. UGH. (I’ll stop my ramble because I’d go on forever lol)

Lauren ruins me.

The text on his waist is Deuteronomy, 28.

;_; How did I get blamed for this? UGH.

Nevertheless: he looks ridiculously handsome, especially in that damn fedora. I really love the sharpness, and the attention to detail here. The chest piece looks amazing.

AND YES. SHE DOES LOVE IT.

“Why?”

Fausto rolled his eyes to the ceiling, lifting a hand. Pazza donna…

“Because I’m asking? For once?” He held up a finger! “Once!” He shoved the hanger her way. “Now get dressed?” 

She snatched the hanger from him, staring at the back of his head. 

Crazy man. 

An hour later, she was at arm’s length with him, his fingers tight around her hand and for a split second, the smile he shot her was as real as she’d ever seen. Maybe as real as she’d ever see…

…before he jerked her back in against his chest with a laugh, his arm sliding around her wait, long fingers curled around her hip. 

“You never told me you could dance,” he accused her.
“You never asked,” she accused him. 

But really, what were a few accusations on a man’s birthday?

(Source: crownedrose)

zuckerbergin wrote:

"omg that blog is a joke dont worry"

/).(\ Yea, someone just told me. WHOOPS. OH WELL. STILL STANDS.

christgirlproblems:

suggested by anonymous

If you think this is a Christian Girl problem? You’re a shitty fucking Christian. Yes, the Bible has some clear-cut comments about how God isn’t too keen on homosexuality, but the Bible also makes it VERY CLEAR about judging people, lest you be judged yourself. It is NOT our place, as humans, as Christians, to judge people. You leave that up to God. While you’re here on Earth, it is your job to love people - love thy neighbor - and to be helpful to one another. You don’t have to agree with someone to want to help them, or to love them. And that’s obviously what Lady Gaga is doing - saying that it’s okay to be who and what you are, to live your life the best you can, whether you’re straight, gay, black, white, Christian, Jewish, Atheist.

If you have a problem with her very Christian way of looking at life? You need to re-evaluate yourself.

anorie:

borednawkward:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

While I love me some Loki like nobody’s business? I have a huge Thor crush. He’s so cute. And adorable. And very mannerful. And that smile! How can you resist that smile?

(Source: amalie1)

There’s Always That One Blog. 

That you love so so much, but are so intimidated by them.

They’re just so awesome.

And everytime they respond to something you do, you just die inside.

And you try to speak with them without sounding like an overly excited idiot.

Sometimes you even realize how stupid you sound when talking with them.

And you just wanna crawl under a rock.

I used to feel this way about someone’s DeviantArt. I was insanely self-conscious about the idea of talking to them; they were(are!) an amazing artist and I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler. I have always been under the thought that artists want to talk to other artists, to draw with other artists, to talk art with other artists. What would an artist want to do with me, just some lowly writer?

So one day, I gathered up my huge brass balls, and said, “FUCK IT” and sent a note to the person on DA. We started to talk.

A lot.

I started to write stories for some of the art she drew, because it inspired me so much. I commissioned some art from her, and was blown away. There was a lot more writing, a lot more pictures. 

We started writing together. 

There was a lot of laughing. 

Now, Lizzy is easily one of my best friends, and a huge part of my life. I don’t like to think about how boring it would be without her.

So.

Moral of the Story: Get some brass balls, and go for it. You probably won’t regret it.

(Source: triggeringbiggering)

A National Treasure part 2

(Source: explosivediarrhea)

spritemix-a-lot:

I’m really, really starting to like this pairing. Help.

I can barely find any fanworks for these two, this is terrible.

Actually, Gamzee should be strong enough to pick him up. Goddammit why I draw things without thinking them through first.

Anonymous wrote:

"Dude. It's a kid. He doesn't know better. What if the parent didn't think the kid would do that? Does it make them a bad parent for not guessing that a kid would just want to play with the cat? Chill out. They most likely meant 'Aww poor kitty'. But APPARENTLY 'aww' only means that they think it's cute. It's not like the kid was holding it under the water."

I understand that he’s a child, and he doesn’t know any better. I get that completely. However, it wasn’t like this was something that took .2 seconds. It’s pretty obvious the kid is trying to pull the kitten into the water. Instead of stopping the child, or helping the kitten, the film reel just keeps going. There is no reaction from the child that suggests that they’ve been scolded, or told to stop. There’s nothing in the handling of the camera that suggests as such either. The camera does not move forward, to suggest someone coming to stop the child.

If a child is in a bathtub and a cat is on a stool, and a child grabs the cat, how can you not see where this is going? There’s only one place for the child to pull the cat: into the tub. It’s pretty obvious what’s about to take place and any parent that doesn’t spot this is ignorant. Any parent that does, and doesn’t stop it, is just cruel or mean-spirited.

I cannot, in all fairness, vouch for the true meaning of the ‘aww’ as in text, some things get lost in context. However, and ‘aww ;_;’ would seem to be more sympathetic than a ‘aww xD’.

But maybe that’s just me.